I will keep this comment short today because I'm in the middle of epic food poisoning. In fact, it's going to be a food poisoning PSA because I care about you guys and I don't want you to ever go through that!
DO. NOT. EAT. UNDERCOOKED. BEANS.
I just learned the hard way that beans have a glicoprotein called Lectins, which will really mess you up if you eat them raw, and apparently they get much worse when you heat them up but don't cook them all the way through. So it's almost like they know you tried to kill them and now they want revenge...
Anyway, I just spent most of the day agonizing in bed with chunky fluids coming out of both ends, often at the same time. So if you don't wanna go through something like that, always make sure your beans are cooked, literally, to death!
Quick comment about this page: Kheil you freaking dork.